It’s not that deep

I feel cheated – you haven’t called. Why haven’t you called?

Is it thank u, next? My daughter is obsessed with this song, we’re listening it all the damn time. The only thing she asked for this Christmas was an iPhone, so mostly because I’m overcompensating I’ve bought her the latest. The phone is literally bigger than her face, but she’s happy and that makes me happy.

She frequently doubles as a DJ in our house, so today – while I was cooking us dinner – she was playing a song by Olivia O’Brien. It reminded me of C. Why can’t I let you go, C.?

Maybe I should focus more on my family this year. Yeah, that would be an interesting goal – right?

I’m one of those moms who can’t stop dating alcoholics and druggies. I guess, pour tequila in my wine.